shh..I have a secret.

Did you know your perception of Karma is totally and absolutely not true.

I mean, sure when you flip that guy off in traffic like I do daily, bad karma is sure to come your way...but not for lifetimes!

SO give the bird! Yell a friendly suggestion! Because in your next lifetime you will pay for it! Not in this one!

BUT, before you can be released from reincarnation, you have to be reborn 150,000 times.

So why not live this life the way you want! FUCK!