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Douchecockery;
according to urbandictionary is not defined yet. However, according to urbandictionary the word douchecock is defined as:

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

Here is MY definition:

Douchecockery-one who exudes douche ism. One who drives a douche car. One who wears douche cologne. One who speaks douche. One who thinks they are beyond douchery but they really aren't. Teenagers. 21 year olds. Newly licensed kids (some of them). Racists. Assholes. People who cut other people off while driving perform 'douchecockery'.

In a sentence:
"The idiot teenager yesterday at Cracker Barrel who purposely tried to run me onto the curb performed major douchecockery. Then, while he was laughing at his own douche-ness I got out of my car and flipped him off and threatened him and then his douch-i-ness cowered and he freaked out and sped off."

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