Dear 4 year old children,
Can you please spread the word to other 4 year old children and let them know that your whining, nagging and screaming really sucks? Don't you know that Santa can hear and see you at ALL TIMES?! How do you like that?! A big, fat, jolly man in a bright red suit and a bellowing laugh is watching YOU-ALL THE TIME--
When you pick your nose, when you fart, when you are rude, when you throw things. When you sleep, eat, nag, whine, laugh and poop. Santa knows. He knows ALL.
Yet, this doesn't seem to deter any of you from driving us crazy.
Why you all write your letters to Santa asking for dolls, or doll treehouses or robots or cars or bikes or knives, us mommies are writing to Ned down at the Liquor store begging him to make a house delivery with a case of red wine.
So, the next time you throw a fit or argue a time out, just remember..that 4 year olds who don't listen will end up on the caca list. And you will be known as the caca list kid. Too bad for you.
Sincerely,
Phoebe's mom the caca list maker
3 comments:
It doesn't matter. Santa always hooks them up regardless. I think kids know this.
I think you're right. dang.
Send her to me I will straighten her out
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