Dear Father Time and Mother Nature:
Why do you torture us so with this time change?! I mean, really? Do you realize that my 4 and a half year old does not understand why it's not okay to get up at 4 am and party or that coming in to my room to hang out at 4:15am is absurd?!
If I hear my doorknob creak one more time in the wee hours of the morning this week, I will take that doorknob and shove it where the sun don't shine! This lady is tired and if you have to torture me with all this nonsense, can you at least make it cold and snowy?!
Seriously already.
Melissa
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